Congratulations, pilot. You've been selected (you were the only applicant) to make deliveries for the Earth Burger Fast-Food Franchise. For the introductory price of $4.95 you can wreak havoc at work!

In space, no one can hear what your cooking!

This is a close encounters alien abduction hamburger simulation designed for the twisted and disturbed at heart.

Secret ingredient? What is Soylent? People! They're delicious, nutritious, and remarkably easy to panic out of buildings with a blaster.

The job, per level: descend to Earth, encourage the locals out of their homes with your anoyyances, vacuum them into the hold of your little ship with a gravity beam, dodge the military, ascend to the orbital station, deliver, get paid, refuel, upgrade, repeat. Maybe.

How to Play

Deliver each level's order to the Earth Burger station — and keep the saucer in one piece:

  • ← → ↑ ↓ steer — on touch, drag anywhere to fly.
  • Z or BEAM — hold over a target to tractor-beam it into the hold.
  • S/C down cannon, A left blaster, X/D right blaster.
  • V jettisons cargo when the hold is full.
  • Watch the HUNGER meter — dock at the station's drive-through to refuel mid-flight.

Life on earth will never be the same again, now its a big farm.

  • 150 levels across 3 worlds — present-day Earth, the corporate future of Earth 3026, and the alien world of Kepler-442b, where the locals think the beam is a blessing.
  • Boss' are Boss — alien defence platforms.
  • A real economy — itemized delivery receipts, demand pricing, fuel and repairs sold at drive-thru rates.
  • Upgrade the ship — wider beam, faster tractor, bigger hold, better cannon, shields, engines MK I–V, four hulls.
  • It doesn't stop at the sky — orbit runs, lunar trade pads, and yes, the saucer swims. Watch the ocean floor.
  • Fully playable with touch, keyboard or gamepad — every control remappable.

If you die, we bill your next of kin for the ship. We bill per piece. The ship has a lot of pieces.

Earth Burger 2 is a remaster of the 2013 original — same ship, same quota, every polygon brand new.

Free games and the full story at gam3bug.com

Updated 10 days ago
Published 19 days ago
StatusReleased
PlatformsHTML5
Authorgam3bug.com
GenreAction, Shooter
Tagsabduction, Aliens, Arcade, Comedy, Funny, Sci-fi, Singleplayer, spaceship, ufo
Average sessionA few minutes
LanguagesEnglish
InputsMouse, Gamepad (any), Touchscreen, Smartphone
AI DisclosureAI Assisted, Code, Text

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